Stark Raving Madeleine

The idea that as modern women we can “have it all” pushes us to achieve more and more. The images in magazines and on television project the modern woman as being a laughing mother/professional career woman in a crisp white shirt and without a hair out of place. We’re sold hair dye, deodorant, lipstick, and skin cream based on this concept. We’re reminded often that our foremothers worked hard and sacrificed much for us to be free and equal, but with that comes a sense of obligation on our part. How can we let them down by not taking advantage of that and well… “having it all”?

We like to think that we have moved beyond the unrealistic expectations that we imagine our grandmothers had to live up to. In the 50’s, the show Leave It to Beaver epitomized the perfect mother in June Cleaver. Always wearing a smile and pearls, June was unflappable, the house spotless, dinner hot and hearty on the table at five o’clock every day. She was standing at the door with cookies and milk at the end of every school day and brought her husband his slippers and a paper when he arrived home from work.

We congratulate ourselves for reaching a level of society where we can look back on June Cleaver and the like as women who sacrificed their own dreams and needs, in order to be a good wife/mother/woman. Now we have our own careers and our husbands have to fetch their own slippers. But we are foolish to throw around such easy congratulations… living up to the standard of June Cleaver would be a piece of chocolate frosted layer cake compared to the new standard we are living with. In true Modern Woman fashion, we have raised the bar. I’ll see your hearty meal and raise you an international corporate empire, celebrity status, a television show, a few magazines, and dozens of cookbooks. In other words, a Martha Stewart.

Today we have Martha setting a whole new level of achievement for us. June may have been stuck in the kitchen making wholesome pot roast dinners and chocolate chip cookies all day, but Martha has us coming home from a full day at the office just in time to encrust citrus infused tilipia fillets and hand-roll lavender crepes stuffed with crème fraiche and drizzled with fresh raspberry coulis.

We’re still running the household, but now it’s under the added pressure of having a well-paying professional career, breaking glass ceilings, and looking flawless while doing it. After all, Martha runs a huge company and then heads home to host elaborate dinner parties complete with handmade party favors. She never raises her voice and heck, she even went to prison gracefully.

While Martha has us creating our own personalized wrapping paper, there’s a boatload of svelte celebrities taunting us into yoga and pilates and pole dancing classes in an attempt to make our bodies supermodel slim immediately after childbirth. A multitude of do-it-yourself television shows encourage us to re-tile our bathrooms, faux paint our living room walls, or build our own brick chimneys.

Isn’t it time we asked ourselves if this is too much?

Tags: balance, better, career, children, diy, do it yourself, have it all, Housewife, husbands, june cleaver, living, martha stewart, modern woman, perfection, raising kids, stereotypes, wife, women

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…I can do better. Or so us girls used to chant on the playground at the boys.

What about it though? A recent study discovered that commercials aimed at kids (33 per hour!) show boys building, fixing things, or fighting 55% of the time. Girls, on the other hand, are shown 77% of the time laughing, talking, or merely observing others. Sadly, we continue to see this in real life… girls “watching” while boys “do”. Just think how often you see a girl on the back of a motorcycle and compare that to how often you see a girl riding a motorcycle. How can we ensure that we are equally, if not more, interesting and active than our male counterparts? I’ve got some suggestions.

Ride a motorcycle

There’s nothing cooler than a girl on a motorcycle. It sure makes you mindful of driving and is better for the environment and much easier on your monthly gas bill. What it gives you to talk about: great rides you have been on, how pretty your motorcycle is, how much better mileage you get than in your car. And for the fashionista’s among us… there are some exciting new motorcycle outfits designed just for women.

Start a band

Can’t play an instrument? That hasn’t stopped many of the boys I know. Pick one and start figuring it out. It doesn’t have to be an all-girl band either. A hot female guitarist in a band full of nerdy guys would really rock.

Get a camera

Be it a still or motion camera, get out there and take some pictures or shoot some video. Get a real camera, one with interchangeable lenses. Post an ad for some models, shoot something trashy, something edgy, something utterly commercial. Get some hunky male models to take their clothes off and wield that camera like you know what you’re doing with it.

Build something; something big

Use all those crafty skills for something big and dare I say, practical? Build a dining room table. Yes, that’s right… go buy some wood, borrow a table saw, and get to it. If you have the patience and skill to hand make pop-up birthday cards, you are going to build one hell of a dining room table.

Do anything that you do well, but take it to the next level

Boys aren’t low on confidence, even when they are low on talent. We all know that we can do anything boys can do, and better, so why don’t we start a business, go pro, book a gig…

Now let’s get to it.

Tags: band, boys, empowering, feminism, gender stereotypes, girl power, girls, independent, motorcycles, raising kids, women

“…take another little piece of my heart now, baaaaby…” It’s a snowy evening, there’s a crackling fire in the fireplace casting a warm glow around the living room. Dinner is in the oven and our little house is filled with the scent of roast chicken and rosemary. Dad will be home soon. Janis Joplin is playing on the stereo. I’m six years old. Mum and I sing along to the delight of Katie who watches from her playpen, laughing and bouncing. “…cause you know you got it, lord, when it makes you feel gooood…”

I loved the music my parents played, and the freedom we enjoyed in appreciating it. My parents were not afraid to share their musical tastes with us. I certainly didn’t like everything; I don’t miss hearing The Pogues and I think there was a Linda Rondstadt phase in there that I’ve blocked from my mind, but I can’t take a road trip without singing Beach Boys songs and I can’t clean the house without singing along to The Clancy Brothers. Despite my entire family’s lack of ability to keep a tune, we shared many many wonderful bonding experiences through music.

Somewhere along the line someone figured out that kids should have their own line of music, specifically tailored by age. Sell parents the idea that young brains will do better with appropriate music and whamo, you’ve just opened up a whole new market! Now you can have your music, your kids can have theirs. Forget about bonding (unless you’re ready to groove to the purple passions of Barney) and while you’re at it, kiss your sanity good-bye, for as anyone who has listened extensively to kids’ music knows, it’s designed for kids and no one else.

Music is all about rhythm, beats, melodies, and passion. This stuff isn’t age or gender specific, it’s universal. Kids naturally respond to music of all genres. The benefits of music are vast, from math and language skills, to creativity and physicality. (If it’s scientific data you’re after, the web has numerous articles on the positive effects of music in relation to spatial-temporal reasoning, sensory integration, early cognitive development, and learning.) You don’t need to be a musician or have any training to appreciate and share music with your child; it’s one of the basest of human reactions.

We can enjoy the same things as our children. Thank goodness my mother didn’t torture herself (or us) with the saccharin sweet, made-for-kids albums that are marketed to parents today. The point of this is not to dissuade you from ever buying another kids’ album. There are some decent ones, and kids do love a good interactive session of song and dance. But, if you don’t feel like listening to The Wheels on the Bus every day, just realize that kids don’t need a kid-specific song in order to reap the benefits music has to offer. They can clap and stomp to Twist and Shout by the Beatles as well as any kids’ tune; their minds will appreciate a melodic verse or catchy beat from almost any popular music that’s out there today. By sharing music you love with your kids you open up a terrific opportunity for bonding, and an appreciation of music that will last a lifetime.

Tags: advertising, appreciation, barney, bonding, connection, emotional, i hate barney, marketing, modern, motherhood, music, not going crazy, Parenting, problems, raising kids

There’s just something about the way that Fred Thompson proudly tossed off the remark about John McCain owning a Corvette and dating a stripper that really angers me. (If you didn’t see the Republican National Convention - oh yes, he did!)

There is something truly despicable about the Good ol’ Boy mentality - get yourself a sexy car and a sexy gal and you’re hot stuff. They proclaimed this as though it were a badge of honour to a rebellious youth. And they cheered - the moral majority, the national collection of the most conservative of conservatives, the “protect the sanctity of marriage” crowd, the “family values” militants… - they cheered. Oh… the hypocrisy.

So in the world of politics, it’s acceptable to date a stripper (perhaps, only as long as you have the fast car to go with it), but what if you were a stripper? Do youthful indiscretions and high-spirited hi-jinx only apply to male politicians? (Perhaps they only apply to Republican male politicians, remember what they did to Clinton?) What if Nancy Pelosi, back in her rebellious youth took on the stage name of Misty and stripteased her way through college? What if Kathleen Sebelius, just once, entered an amateur contest on a dare from a bunch of drunk girlfriends?

Just imagine what Fox news would have to say about that.

Tags: convention, exotic dancers, feminism, fox news, john mccain, Politics, Republican, sexism, strippers

Rare is it that curse words even pop into my head, much less out of my mouth, but that doesn’t stop me appreciating George Carlin and his “Seven Dirty Words”. It’s obvious that this is a man who loves words, loves language, and is endlessly fascinated with how we communicate, or rather, don’t communicate.

So where does a ninth-grade dropout get such a voracious love of language?

I once heard George Carlin give an interview where he told how his mother would read the paper and when she came across an article that was well-written she would call him into her bedroom and have him sit on her bed while she read aloud, enthusiastically sharing with him her joy in word choices and language usage. Saying things like, “Doesn’t that word just cut through to the meaning…” and “Look at how that phrase captures the exact feeling…”, Ms. Carlin not only helped educate young George on vocabulary, grammar, and language, but sharing her interest made learning exciting, and is an excellent way to create a strong bond between child and parent.

So how can I get my child interested in learning?

My own parents were great lovers of learning. To them, life was full of exciting things to be discovered, shared, discussed. Genuine enthusiasm is catching.

I remember Stark Raving Mum dramatically reading aloud Edgar Allen Poe, followed by a discussion on haunting language, meter, and the effectiveness of repetition. How mere words could make such a spooky story is surprisingly interesting to seven year old girls.

And when Stark Raving Sister asked how wheels on a car turned freely and stayed attached, Stark Raving Dad followed with… “Good question, let’s take it apart and see.” Off he went to get a ball bearing and we took it apart. That’s pretty cool stuff.

So, like Ms. Carlin, Stark Raving Parents understand that learning isn’t limited to stuffy classrooms with blackboards and droning teachers. Whether it’s the physics of a Backside 540 air skateboard trick, or the telling body language of lying politicians, or how words can sound terrible but have mundane meaning (great for insults - You… Black-eyed, Star-worted Scabious!), life is full of exciting things to learn, share it with your kids.

Tags: Bohemian Baby, Comedian, Genius, George Carlin, Grammar, Language, Love, Parenting, Phonics, Seven Words You Can't Say, Vocabulary

In a world of hype, where personalities and politicians speak only in contrived soundbites it was refreshing to see Michelle Obama on Barbara Walters’ The View this morning. With grace, dignity, wit, and charm, Michelle manouvered through the often trite, sometimes annoying, occasionally bitchy maze that is The View.

Honest and straightforward, this is a woman who is strong and real, funny and intelligent, confident and yet, not vain. Michelle Obama is exactly the kind of woman I want to look up to. She shows us that a woman can be strong and powerful without being shrill or bitchy, that a woman can wear pretty dresses without being thought a bimbo, that a woman can be friendly to other women without being disingenuous. She is a mother, wife, career woman, and everygirl. In that rarity, she shows us how our culture has become one of extremes. (check back for upcoming post - Moderation in a World of Extremes) More of us need to accept who we are instead of allowing our selves to be stuffed into labels: good girl/bad girl, housewife/career woman, bitch/pushover…

I get that she might have some anger, some passion, some frustrations… we all do. I’d rather see it than to wonder what’s really going on under the vacant, placid masks of previous First Ladies (Laura Bush, anyone?) You get the distinct impression that Michelle Obama is a woman who understands that life has ups and downs, that people make mistakes, that meaning is more important than appearance.

Michelle Obama is a woman who has found an authentic voice, she is a true role model for the feminist cause and a great example of the American Dream.

Tags: barack obama, Barbara Walters, Career Woman, Elizabeth Hasselback, Housewife, Michelle Obama, Moderation, Modern Feminism, The View

I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of hearing shrieks of “sexism” over Senator Clinton’s losing race for the Democratic nomination.

As a woman I find Hillary’s cries of “I am a victim of sexism.” enormously offensive. She is not a victim of Howard Dean, Barrack Obama, the entire Democratic party leadership, Chris Matthews, Rush Limbaugh, the media at large, or whoever else the Clintons and supporters try to blame for Hillary’s failure to snatch the nomination.

She’s losing because she can’t keep her story straight in a country where people are growing tired of politics as usual. She’s losing because she strikes low blows against an opponent who generally takes the high road. She’s losing because she mismanaged her campaign, because nobody cares about her 35 years of experience as Bill Clinton’s wife, and she’s losing because more people believe in Barrack than her. People want change and Hillary Clinton doesn’t represent that.

I appreciate that a woman has run, I just wish it had been anyone else. I would have voted for Ann Richards in a heartbeat. Give me Nancy Pelosi (yeah yeah, I know), but there is Kathleen Sebelius, Janet Napolitano, Carolyn Maloney, Amy Klobuchar even Madeleine Albright, these are women I can respect and admire. These are women who will represent me.

Yeah, Hillary’s a woman and we’ve heard her roar. Now I’m ready for the next woman to run and win. Let’s have half of the nominees be women next term, great women who won’t lay blame on stupid t-shirts or idiotic comments for their stumbles.

I take Maya Angelou’s “Rise, Hillary rise.” to mean… ‘move beyond your petty, selfishness and grow to be a real strong, powerful, graceful and honest woman.” Unfortunately I don’t think Hillary has it in her.

So for now let’s throw our strength behind Barack and pressure him to make the changes and support the policies that will make our lives better as women, as Americans, as humans.

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The number of single women living alone has more than doubled since the 80’s. But are they happy? If you ask me, Sex and the City has ruined relationships for women all over the country and beyond.

Jessica is a typical 35 year-old woman. She has a university degree (actually she has two), she enjoys shopping, and she’s eager to find Mr. Right. She has no problem finding men; in fact she has just broken it off with yet another potential candidate. After six weeks of dating he made the grave error of saying, “I think I love you.” I THINK I love you? With that grievous word choice error, he was out of there. That was that. Jessica’s reasoning, “I deserve to have a man who KNOWS he loves me.”

Marnie is not much different. At 32 she is intelligent, athletic, and socially active. She searches to no avail for a suitable mate. The last boyfriend she left after discovering what she describes as a porn addiction. (Actually, she just found that he had looked at a porn website one day while snooping through his browser history.) End of story, he was finished. (check back for upcoming post – Oh My God… Not PORN!)

Susan hasn’t had a date in over a year. In a city full of attractive, athletic, intelligent, successful single men, she can’t find one that fulfills her self-proclaimed low standards. When questioned, she quickly points out that the man in question is obviously too pretty, too ugly, too successful, too sporty, too lazy, too old, too young… At 33 she vehemently proclaims that she would never date a man seven years older than her, men under 30 are too immature for a real relationship, and men her own age who aren’t married must have something wrong with them.

But, it’s not for lack of men or lack of trying. A year ago, Ashley, 38 signed on to every dating website she could find and has consequently been on 137 first dates in one year (yes, that’s right, more than 1 every 3 days), only 12 second dates and not a single third date.

These are just four of the many thirty-something women I know in the same situation. These women are intelligent, successful, athletic, and interesting human beings, yet they can’t find a decent man. And they desperately want one.

Is it true? Are all the good men gone? (check back for upcoming post – When Did Dating Stop Being Fun?)

So, what does this all have to do with Sex and the City? Sex And The City, a television show that spoke clearly and fervently to its target demographic; single thirty-something independent women. Women everywhere started identifying themselves as Carrie’s, Samantha’s, Miranda’s, and Charlotte’s. It was cult-like in its phenomenon. (see 5 Reasons Not to Watch Sex and the City post)

Each of these women, just like the vast majority of their peers… loves the television program, Sex And The City. They recite lines from it with alarming frequency, they nickname their dates (often crudely) and they insist with fervor that they deserve to find Mr. Right (aka The One) because they are not going to settle for any less.

Now let’s not get all up-in-arms now. Far be it from me to say that women don’t deserve to find Mr. Right. But isn’t that just a modern version of the same old fairy tale?

We all know the story… a prince will come along and whisk you away from the doldrums of life. Your foot will pop up on that magical first kiss. He’ll know exactly what to do and what to say without you telling him, and he’ll buy the most perfect, thoughtful, extravagant gifts. He will never look at porn, have no interest in strippers, he will pick up his socks, and not be friends with any of his exes. He’ll love you for you, exactly as you are. But, most importantly, you’ll know. You’ll know from the moment you lay eyes on each other… true love.

We’re all looking for the same guy. He’s a bad boy that cares about our feelings, a tortured soul with a depth that only we can bring out, a dented can that we can fix but is somehow able to hold us up through our tantrums. He won’t insult us by holding open a door, but he will pay for dinner. He will be strong and slim with gorgeous hair and chiseled abs but he will adore our flabby thighs and sagging breasts. He will be dangerous and exciting but come straight home after work to make dinner, do the dishes, fold the laundry and run the bath for us.

Prince Perfect sounds pretty good, doesn’t he? If you want to wait it out for him, go ahead, but you might be single for a long while, so find a way to enjoy it.

What’s the answer? Focus on yourself, become the person you want to be, do stuff you like to do, in essence - live life… because as I have been frequently heard to say, “There’s more to life than getting a man.” (check back for upcoming post – Whatever Happened to Friendship?)

Here’s my question for you… If you take romantic relationships entirely out of the picture what do you want from life? Who do you want to be? What do you want to do? How do you spend your days?

Tags: bad boys, carrie bradshaw, Dating, girl power, media, mr. right, perfection, porn, relationships, romance, sex and the city, single girls, television, the one, thirty-something, true love, women

I’ve just come back from a girls night out where despite my best efforts we talked about nothing but men. Time and time again I end up in a room of women rolling their eyes lovingly and waxing on about boys and their toys (motorcycles, guitars, skateboards…), bemoaning their inability to land a man, wailing about the lack of enough good men, belabouring their recent weirdo dates, even exchanging secrets over the best ways to lure in a man.

Is it just me, or do women spend too much time talking about men?

I’m tired of having friends who have no interests of their own other than the adopted hobbies of their current boyfriend. Interests that magically disappear when said man disappears; friends with scooters, skateboards, climbing gear, etc… now gathering dust in their garages. I’m tired of women who want a boyfriend who rides a motorcycle instead of wanting to ride a motorcycle their selves.

I’m so sick of it that honestly, I’d rather go back to the days where women sat around the kitchen table sharing recipes and child-rearing techniques. At least then we were talking about something other than men.

Don’t get me wrong I love men. I have a great affection for big strong arms and square stubbly jaw-lines. I still swoon from a great kiss from a man. BUT that said…. I’m sick to death of talking about them.

As a pitiable single woman, I endure questions upon questions about how bad I must feel about not having a permanent man. The first words out of the mouths of friends are often regarding how many dates I’ve had recently, I get advice on how I should change to be more appealing to men, I get assaulted with criticism on how I shouldn’t be so particular about what I want from a man. I wonder how many people wonder if I’m a lesbian merely because I don’t appear to have much interest in men, despite having relationships both serious and scandalous?

“Oh sure,” I hear you say, “Of course she’s a little bent out of shape about talking about men because she doesn’t have one.”

Alas, there are all too many men in my life. I really need to have friends who can go through my clothes with me and tell me what items to get rid of. I need someone who can touch up my roots with precision. I need someone to eat cheesecake with. I need someone who appreciates my new shoes. A girl needs girl friends too.

Which leads me to wonder, where are all the women who are interesting in their own right? Women who are daring, ambitious, and funny? But, most importantly, women who are happy with or without a man?

So fellow girlfriends… tell me what interesting/wild/daring/funny adventures have you been on lately?

Tags: boyfriends, Dating, fashion, feminism, girl, girlfriends, husbands, men, motorcycles, relationships, sex, single